I am a nice tabby cat. Really. I don’t really want to disembowel you and eat you for dinner. That’s not why I’m staring at you, no indeedy.
This blog is all about making fun of monkeys. The mostly-hairless monkeys that infest this planet, mostly, since the other kind of monkeys are pretty rare now that the hairless ones have embarked upon a campaign of killing everything on the planet bigger than a cockroach. But we cats are pretty good at surviving — we like the fact that you monkeys have can openers, but we don’t really need you, you’re just convenient, ‘kay?