And the stars of the remake will be… John Travolta and Tom Cruise.
Oh wait, that’s “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid” that they’re proposing to remake. Same goddamned difference, John and Tom are gayer than the gay mayor of gaytown. So will John be the butch one and Tom the prissy one, or the other way around? Curious kitties do *not* want to know, meow!
Of course, I suppose being members of a mind-rotting cult that engages in lies and violence in order to suppress free speech probably has rotted their brains out to the point where they don’t realize they’re about to make a homoerotic adventure movie, but really, they oughtta know better. Or maybe they do, and just don’t give a shit, in which case I’ll give’em a kitty salute, meow.