John Cole remarks that the most extraordinary thing about today’s Republican Party is that they’re a bunch of jerks. Fuck yeah, John, they put the “j” in jerk, I might be a rude kitty but there’s limits to even my rudeness. Like, for example, these jerkwads protested outside of two little girls’ school with homophobic posters saying that God hated these little girls. Jesus fucking Christ on a goddamned catnip tree, are these motherfuckers crazy as well as being flaming fucking assholes whose only redeeming quality is how good they’d be as fertilizer if they fucking killed their pestilant asses by forgetting how to breathe? Oh right, breathing is autonomic. I forget. Good thing for these fuckwads, else they’re probably such fucking morons that they’d forget to breathe and suffocate their retarded asses.
So anyhow, these fucking jerkwads attacked two little girls who did nothing to nobody, so anyhow, what do you think happens after some dickwad opens fire on his fellow soldiers at Ft. Hood? Well of course they gotta blame it on somebody. And yeah, they pulled out the Islam Card immediately and put it into play — fuck, they pulled out a whole goddamned deck of the Islam Card, basically calling 1.2 billion people terrorists, which is astounding because if they really *were* terrorists then you dickwads in the United States would all be dead because there ain’t enough soldiers on the planet to counter 1.2 billion terrorists willing to blow their pestilent asses up with suicide vests — but anyhow, they didn’t stop with the obvious target. No no, they discovered that this dickwad Nidal Malik Hasan was actually in league with… uhm… errr…. ah… oh fuck it. Here’s a picture of this enemy of America that these stupid-ass dicks discovered:
Yes, RICHARD fucking SIMMONS. These mouth-breathing fucktards actually went there and said gay rights activists are terrorists. Because, you know, Richard Simmons is just so fucking scary. If you’re a cowardly fucktard cringing under your desk for fear of faggots and Muslims, anyhow.
I swear, if I gave a Golden Hairball Award to every one of these dipshits, fucktards, and assholes who deserved one, I’d be a fucking bald kitty, meow!