Posted by: rudekitty | November 5, 2009

I’m fucked

You deranged hairless monkeys are giving swine flu to CATS now.

Fuck. Fuckity fuckity fuck. You assholes weren’t satisfied with breeding a new version of flu via nasty factory farming conditions on pig farms. Noooo. You had to breed one that could be transmitted to CATS too!

What the fuck did I do to you to deserve this? I mean, other than barfing up hairballs into your shoes and onto your favorite chair? And shredding that leather sofa — hey, that felt soooo good for my claws! And then there was the time you took me to the vet and I shredded half the vet’s clothes and the vet told you “Never bring that cat back here again”. And … err… maybe I should end the list here.

So I got one question left: Does anybody make those cute little masks in, like, cat size? Meow?

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