Posted by: rudekitty | October 15, 2009


Yes, Orly Taitz, batshit crazy birther queen, just got slapped silly for filing frivolous birther lawsuits. By a conservative Bush-appointed judge, no less. Orly, Orly, Orly… take some advice from this kitty: when a judge asks you to tell him why he shouldn’t fine you $10,000 for filing frivolous lawsuits with his court, the correct solution is not to file a long political rant calling him a corrupt traitor! What the judge is trying to tell you is, don’t do that kinda shit!

I mean, fuck. We’re talking about a judge here. As in, he can put your fucking ass in jail. If a judge says he don’t like your legal arguments, it ain’t your job to file a motion accusing him of being a corrupt traitor, it’s your job to file a paper saying why you think your legal argument is correct, with all the eyes dotted and tees crossed citing the appropriate case law. And if there is no case law backing your legal argument, well. Then the only reasonable thing to do is beg forgiveness from the judge, stating that your reading of the case law was incorrect and you won’t do that shit again. What you don’t do is call a fucking press conference and go on all the talk shows accusing the judge of bein’ some kinda Islamo-fascist traitor to America in the pocket of the Obama administration — especially if the judge is a rock-rib Republican Bush appointee, you think he wants to be associated with Barack fucking Obama? Hell no!

So listen here, kittens and monkeys: Don’t fuck with the judge, because he’ll fuck you up. Orly Taitz is lucky that her white trash Russian mafia ass ain’t on a slow fucking boat back to Mother Russia. Remember, if you’re a naturalized citizen, you can be DE-naturalized — it ain’t like being a natural-born citizen where if you’re born in the USA, you’re an American, period. Orly needs to ponder this as she decides whether she’s gonna pay that $20K fine or go to jail for criminal contempt of court… you do a felony as a naturalized citizen, they can strip your citizenship and ship your skanky ass back to where you came, meow!



  1. Was the $20K fine enough? Maybe when Taitz becomes a real lawyer she will appreciate what just happened. I wonder if she is a mail order bride, just like her law degree? She is perfect reporter material for “Fake News”, where unfounded rumors and innuendo reign supreme , unlike a our US courts of law, where you need to present documented facts, not half baked lies (prepare for more failures). When flies get too close to the lights they get burned, Taitz just got burned, thing is, like a fly she will continue, no end in sight. Poor little Birthers they are haters not debaters.

    A lawyer, dentist, realtor and black belt, wow I must say a Jack of all trades master of none.

  2. Oh, I figure it’ll take Orly another try before she’ll give up. The maximum fine that the judge could impose was $25,000 without a civil trial, so doubling the original proposed $10,000 fine to $20,000 when she repeated her offense was pretty much all he could do. But she’s going to go present these same grandstanding delusional “arguments” to another judge, and the court system is pretty much on alert for her now so she’ll get slapped *again*. Enough times, and even a fuckhead like Orly Taitz ain’t stupid enough to keep doing it…

  3. I love that the judge even ordered the US AG to enforce his ruling..I hope Orly looks good in prison orange.


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