Posted by: rudekitty | September 15, 2009

Good morning America!

This one’s for you:

Yeah, I’m talkin’ about you, denizens of a once-superpower now sliding into irreparable decay due to your ignorance and stupidity. Your health care system sucks, your once-mighty military can’t even defeat a bunch of half-ass ragheads in Afghanistan and is reduced to random acts of terrorism (bombing weddings, mostly) out of desperation, and you stupid-ass motherfuckers can’t even make your own goddamned underwear anymore. Fuck, if it weren’t for those ever-so-helpful Chinese, I’d have to stare at your dangling dinguses and boobies all day long. Talk about putting a rude kitty off of his appetite!

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